名刀・妖刀 果物ナイフ

私はアボカドや果物を摂るようにしているのですが、

うちの果物ナイフがいくらなんでも斬れ過ぎる。

アボカドは種ごと斬れるし、この前は桃も種ごといった、

最初は「妖刀村正か！」と言っていたが、もはやそのレベルを超えている。

髭切？膝丸？

テンション上がって源氏の家宝の…と職場で話しかけたら「ポカン…」とされた。

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